2nd Star * [Action] 4th Wall Event

[no_ice_please]

[Steve is out and about during "More people than should be in Luceti" weekend. Come at him, bro.]

Comments

[katanarama]

Yep. Totally awkward and something no man should ever have to go through. [...] Not that I'd know.

[no_ice_please]

[...is he talking about parallel universes or making out with female versions of Captain America? Actually, let's not think about that.]

Right. In any case, you didn't answer my question. Who are you?

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[katanarama]

Who am I? Who am I!? I'm none other than the infamous Merc With A Mouth!

[One dramatic arm motion occurs, and he points at Captain America.] You can call me... Deadpool!

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[katanarama]

[... That was so badass. Deadpool surely impressed Cap!]

Ohhh, I was so cool! [Don't mind him muttering under his breath. Or that he's a mercenary.]

[no_ice_please]

...

[What on Earth has he gotten himself into?]

Uh-- Nice to meet you, Deadpool.

[katanarama]

[... Suddenly, idea!] So, Cap. Buddy. The Cap that knows how badass I can be was definitely gonna invite me to be an Avenger.

How about I join your universe's Avengers too? [This is going to work. This is the most brilliant idea ever.]

[no_ice_please]

We'll see. I'd have to discuss it with the other Avengers.

[For all he knows, Deadpool would be a huge asset to the team, but there'll be no promises at this point in time.]

[katanarama]

--Wait, really!? [... COUGH.] 'Course you will! I'm one badass mofo, and I'd be a top-notch Avenger!

You can just ask the X-Men if I need any recommendations!