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Steve "Captain America" Rogers ([personal profile] no_ice_please) wrote2012-01-28 10:00 pm
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2nd Star * [Action] 4th Wall Event

[Steve is out and about during "More people than should be in Luceti" weekend. Come at him, bro.]
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katanarama: (I'm the king of the world!)

[personal profile] katanarama 2012-01-29 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
[Look, look! Someone's trying to get your attention, Steve! He's on top of a roof, waving his arms wildly and yelling!]

YO, CAP! OVER HERE! HEY, BUDDY!
no_ice_please: (Outrageous!)

Yesssss I just read a Deadpool comic yesterday :D

[personal profile] no_ice_please 2012-01-29 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, Steve's idea of wearing the suit so he'd be more recognizable to people who know him appears to be working. Unfortunately, the recognition is not reciprocated. Still, anyone who calls him 'buddy' is probably alright, so he waves back and starts heading for the building the other costumed hero is on.]

Hello up there!
katanarama: (To arms! Both of them!)

Then this is an amazing thing now.

[personal profile] katanarama 2012-01-29 08:04 am (UTC)(link)
[He's still waving his arms, but not as wildly as before. And for some reason, he's still yelling.]

WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' IN THIS DUMP? TOP SECRET AVENGER BIZNASTY?
no_ice_please: (Time to get professional)

It totally is

[personal profile] no_ice_please 2012-01-29 08:12 am (UTC)(link)
[Ugh, he wishes.]

I'm afraid not, soldier. We've been brought here against our will, and as far as we know, there's no way out.

I'm sorry, but I'm afraid we haven't met. Who are you?
katanarama: (Say whaaaa!)

[personal profile] katanarama 2012-01-29 08:16 am (UTC)(link)
[Deadpool is suddenly struck with confusion. Which happens a lot, but this time it wasn't because of the voices in his head. He's gonna climb on down now.]

Aw, come on, Cap! Don't tell me you forgot this face! [He points to his masked face.]
no_ice_please: (This sounds like comic bullshit)

[personal profile] no_ice_please 2012-01-29 08:22 am (UTC)(link)
[Cap feels you, bro. He shakes his head.]

There's something strange about this place-- It takes people from different times, or even from parallel universes. When I came here, Tony Stark and Thor didn't know who I was, even though I'd been with the Avengers for a few months.

I don't know if you're from a different time or universe, but I haven't met you before now.
katanarama: (My whistling at hot babes face.)

[personal profile] katanarama 2012-01-29 08:34 am (UTC)(link)
Parallel universes? [Then this Cap never had the pleasure of Deadpool's company. How sad!] Man, dealing with those can be such a pain the ass.

... There a female you around here? Whatever you do, don't make out with her. Trust me.
no_ice_please: (what am I seeing with my eyeballs)

[personal profile] no_ice_please 2012-01-29 08:41 am (UTC)(link)
Tell me about it...

[Not the words Cap would use, but it's good to know this strange masked man knows what he's going through.]

...not that I'm aware of. I'll keep that in mind.
katanarama: (I am a genius in this one.)

[personal profile] katanarama 2012-01-29 08:49 am (UTC)(link)
Yep. Totally awkward and something no man should ever have to go through. [...] Not that I'd know.
no_ice_please: (I AM 'MURRIKA)

[personal profile] no_ice_please 2012-01-29 08:54 am (UTC)(link)
[...is he talking about parallel universes or making out with female versions of Captain America? Actually, let's not think about that.]

Right. In any case, you didn't answer my question. Who are you?
katanarama: (Vote Deadpool for GOP 2012.)

1/2

[personal profile] katanarama 2012-01-29 09:05 am (UTC)(link)
Who am I? Who am I!? I'm none other than the infamous Merc With A Mouth!

[One dramatic arm motion occurs, and he points at Captain America.] You can call me... Deadpool!
katanarama: (Arm pumps are the best!)

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[personal profile] katanarama 2012-01-29 09:06 am (UTC)(link)
[... That was so badass. Deadpool surely impressed Cap!]

Ohhh, I was so cool! [Don't mind him muttering under his breath. Or that he's a mercenary.]
no_ice_please: (Lady Liberty's dimpled buttcheeks!)

[personal profile] no_ice_please 2012-01-29 09:13 am (UTC)(link)
...

[What on Earth has he gotten himself into?]

Uh-- Nice to meet you, Deadpool.
katanarama: (Between you and me...)

[personal profile] katanarama 2012-01-29 09:19 am (UTC)(link)
[... Suddenly, idea!] So, Cap. Buddy. The Cap that knows how badass I can be was definitely gonna invite me to be an Avenger.

How about I join your universe's Avengers too? [This is going to work. This is the most brilliant idea ever.]
no_ice_please: (Time to get professional)

[personal profile] no_ice_please 2012-01-29 09:48 am (UTC)(link)
We'll see. I'd have to discuss it with the other Avengers.

[For all he knows, Deadpool would be a huge asset to the team, but there'll be no promises at this point in time.]
katanarama: (Ruh roh.)

[personal profile] katanarama 2012-01-29 09:51 am (UTC)(link)
--Wait, really!? [... COUGH.] 'Course you will! I'm one badass mofo, and I'd be a top-notch Avenger!

You can just ask the X-Men if I need any recommendations!
friedphillycheesesteak: (Oh man that's bad)

[personal profile] friedphillycheesesteak 2012-01-29 03:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yo Cap. There is a giant robot with a car head that is going to just casually stroll over to you. The window of the car rolls down and a really chubby looking guy leans his head out.]

Uuuh. Hey. Um. You uh. Know how to get to Jersey from here?
sciencegonewrong: (Not very bright are you?)

[personal profile] sciencegonewrong 2012-01-30 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
Captain America huh?

[Heeeey Cap! Remember your ol' buddy Bruce Banner?! This is him! Except he's from a different universe! =D]

Gonna be honest, wasn't expecting to see you here. How the super soldier gig been going? [Bruce uh. Looks like he's seen better days tbh.]
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