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Steve "Captain America" Rogers ([personal profile] no_ice_please) wrote2012-01-28 10:00 pm
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2nd Star * [Action] 4th Wall Event

[Steve is out and about during "More people than should be in Luceti" weekend. Come at him, bro.]
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no_ice_please: (This sounds like comic bullshit)

[personal profile] no_ice_please 2012-01-29 08:22 am (UTC)(link)
[Cap feels you, bro. He shakes his head.]

There's something strange about this place-- It takes people from different times, or even from parallel universes. When I came here, Tony Stark and Thor didn't know who I was, even though I'd been with the Avengers for a few months.

I don't know if you're from a different time or universe, but I haven't met you before now.
katanarama: (My whistling at hot babes face.)

[personal profile] katanarama 2012-01-29 08:34 am (UTC)(link)
Parallel universes? [Then this Cap never had the pleasure of Deadpool's company. How sad!] Man, dealing with those can be such a pain the ass.

... There a female you around here? Whatever you do, don't make out with her. Trust me.
no_ice_please: (what am I seeing with my eyeballs)

[personal profile] no_ice_please 2012-01-29 08:41 am (UTC)(link)
Tell me about it...

[Not the words Cap would use, but it's good to know this strange masked man knows what he's going through.]

...not that I'm aware of. I'll keep that in mind.
katanarama: (I am a genius in this one.)

[personal profile] katanarama 2012-01-29 08:49 am (UTC)(link)
Yep. Totally awkward and something no man should ever have to go through. [...] Not that I'd know.
no_ice_please: (I AM 'MURRIKA)

[personal profile] no_ice_please 2012-01-29 08:54 am (UTC)(link)
[...is he talking about parallel universes or making out with female versions of Captain America? Actually, let's not think about that.]

Right. In any case, you didn't answer my question. Who are you?
katanarama: (Vote Deadpool for GOP 2012.)

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[personal profile] katanarama 2012-01-29 09:05 am (UTC)(link)
Who am I? Who am I!? I'm none other than the infamous Merc With A Mouth!

[One dramatic arm motion occurs, and he points at Captain America.] You can call me... Deadpool!
katanarama: (Arm pumps are the best!)

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[personal profile] katanarama 2012-01-29 09:06 am (UTC)(link)
[... That was so badass. Deadpool surely impressed Cap!]

Ohhh, I was so cool! [Don't mind him muttering under his breath. Or that he's a mercenary.]
no_ice_please: (Lady Liberty's dimpled buttcheeks!)

[personal profile] no_ice_please 2012-01-29 09:13 am (UTC)(link)
...

[What on Earth has he gotten himself into?]

Uh-- Nice to meet you, Deadpool.
katanarama: (Between you and me...)

[personal profile] katanarama 2012-01-29 09:19 am (UTC)(link)
[... Suddenly, idea!] So, Cap. Buddy. The Cap that knows how badass I can be was definitely gonna invite me to be an Avenger.

How about I join your universe's Avengers too? [This is going to work. This is the most brilliant idea ever.]
no_ice_please: (Time to get professional)

[personal profile] no_ice_please 2012-01-29 09:48 am (UTC)(link)
We'll see. I'd have to discuss it with the other Avengers.

[For all he knows, Deadpool would be a huge asset to the team, but there'll be no promises at this point in time.]
katanarama: (Ruh roh.)

[personal profile] katanarama 2012-01-29 09:51 am (UTC)(link)
--Wait, really!? [... COUGH.] 'Course you will! I'm one badass mofo, and I'd be a top-notch Avenger!

You can just ask the X-Men if I need any recommendations!
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