2nd Star * [Action] 4th Wall Event

[no_ice_please]

[Steve is out and about during "More people than should be in Luceti" weekend. Come at him, bro.]

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Then this is an amazing thing now.

[katanarama]

[He's still waving his arms, but not as wildly as before. And for some reason, he's still yelling.]

WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' IN THIS DUMP? TOP SECRET AVENGER BIZNASTY?

It totally is

[no_ice_please]

[Ugh, he wishes.]

I'm afraid not, soldier. We've been brought here against our will, and as far as we know, there's no way out.

I'm sorry, but I'm afraid we haven't met. Who are you?

[katanarama]

[Deadpool is suddenly struck with confusion. Which happens a lot, but this time it wasn't because of the voices in his head. He's gonna climb on down now.]

Aw, come on, Cap! Don't tell me you forgot this face! [He points to his masked face.]

[no_ice_please]

[Cap feels you, bro. He shakes his head.]

There's something strange about this place-- It takes people from different times, or even from parallel universes. When I came here, Tony Stark and Thor didn't know who I was, even though I'd been with the Avengers for a few months.

I don't know if you're from a different time or universe, but I haven't met you before now.

[katanarama]

Parallel universes? [Then this Cap never had the pleasure of Deadpool's company. How sad!] Man, dealing with those can be such a pain the ass.

... There a female you around here? Whatever you do, don't make out with her. Trust me.

[no_ice_please]

Tell me about it...

[Not the words Cap would use, but it's good to know this strange masked man knows what he's going through.]

...not that I'm aware of. I'll keep that in mind.

[katanarama]

Yep. Totally awkward and something no man should ever have to go through. [...] Not that I'd know.

[no_ice_please]

[...is he talking about parallel universes or making out with female versions of Captain America? Actually, let's not think about that.]

Right. In any case, you didn't answer my question. Who are you?

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[katanarama]

Who am I? Who am I!? I'm none other than the infamous Merc With A Mouth!

[One dramatic arm motion occurs, and he points at Captain America.] You can call me... Deadpool!

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[katanarama]

[... That was so badass. Deadpool surely impressed Cap!]

Ohhh, I was so cool! [Don't mind him muttering under his breath. Or that he's a mercenary.]

[no_ice_please]

...

[What on Earth has he gotten himself into?]

Uh-- Nice to meet you, Deadpool.

[katanarama]

[... Suddenly, idea!] So, Cap. Buddy. The Cap that knows how badass I can be was definitely gonna invite me to be an Avenger.

How about I join your universe's Avengers too? [This is going to work. This is the most brilliant idea ever.]

[no_ice_please]

We'll see. I'd have to discuss it with the other Avengers.

[For all he knows, Deadpool would be a huge asset to the team, but there'll be no promises at this point in time.]

[katanarama]

--Wait, really!? [... COUGH.] 'Course you will! I'm one badass mofo, and I'd be a top-notch Avenger!

You can just ask the X-Men if I need any recommendations!